New Me / Old Me

QUOTE OF THE DAY
JOHN, CHRIS' LITTLE BROTHER: I don't know if this makes me a bad person for saying it, but I had never seen her close up, she was so ugly - just her face, and her jean short-shorts...
ME: John, that makes HER a bad person.

Sometimes I feel it becomes my responsibility to teach John valuable life lessons that he is not learning from homeschooling. And then he teaches me about things like this:
www.pounced.org
Yes, that is a dating website for furries, where you can sort by gender, location, and SPECIES!!!!!!!!!!! Some of them are a little ridiculous. I don't think Dinosaurs should really be a furry fandom.
A personal favorite. I like how she's open to all species, but she is "cautious" of dragons. So happy right now.

Other news: You may have heard that I got really close to making a friend. Unfortunately, that didn't really work out. He was more interested in a threesome and said the word "cock" at least 19 times. Very awkward car ride. So I am still at 0 friends, but I have managed to bump up another enemy, this time an evil crosswalk bitch. I'm 21 years old!!!!!!!! I know how to cross a two-lane street in Nowhereville Hick Town, Illinois! But this woman literally yells at me every time because I don't wait for her to get exactly in the middle of the road before I start walking. If a person could be a pro at walking across the street, I would have earned my badges thrice over!

So I randomly came across THE best birthday present for Chris in the dollar bin at WalMart. It's a low-budget kid's show called Nanna's Cottage. It is unbelievably tacky. How unbelievably?

Just imagine an hour and a half of that.

So I've been having a lot of serious thoughts lately about my life, and I guess it's being away from home that is making me super nostalgic. But it also just so happens that karma is finally kicking in too, just about three years too late. High school me is about to faint with excitement, while present me is being rational and retrospective. Anyway, it's left me with what can only be described as a "warm, fuzzy" sensation, and I'm taking time to do things I've been saying I wanted to do for a long time, first and foremost calling Brandon Sunderlik because I've missed that kid like whoa, but there's a whole list of people I've let myself grow apart from. Andy Smith, you're next, chief!