Be thankful I didn't do this on facebook

I'm not usually one to jump on the "ooh do this whatever thing it's so fun hee hee" bandwagon but this was pretty damn entertaining:

Go to Google and type your name and the word ‘needs’, in quotes — as in “Andrew needs” - notice the first 10 intelligible sentences that come up.

1. Right now, Caitlin needs to be in a hospital

2. I can't believe the doctor thinks Caitlin needs a diet!? (I may have loled at this one...)

3. CAITLIN needs boyzz!!

4. Caitlin needs a drink of water

5. Caitlin needs a permanent family to love and care for her, and her grandparents are ready to adopt her.

6. Caitlin needs a sweet & playful gf (Oh really? Hmm... I don't think I've gotten that desperate yet...)

7. Caitlin needs the girls' help to rescue her beloved Ice Bear from the human world

8. Indeed, Caitlin needs to spend a large amount of time each day on the internet in order to work on a much less exciting but essential aspect of the project: fundraising

9. Caitlin needs to be vigilant about planning her market garden, keeping track of production details, and maintaining a record of sales and expenses.

10. Caitlin needs the feeding tube for nutrition and is still prone to infections, because her immune system is suppressed by transplant (ewwwww!)

I expect to see yours soon, people.