I'm So Sorry

But there's no way I'm going to be the only one who witnessed this creation:

BRATZ SCARY MOVIES!!!!!!!!!!!

My favorite video ever, possibly.


DR. JEKYLL BRATZ!!!!!!


Exactly why I don't drink beer bottles.
PS - This girl has about 40 Bratz videos you can watch. She even has a TV series called "Bratz Problems." So fitting. I highly recommend season two, episode two where there's a hostage situation. Will Dylan die?!

VAMPIRE INVASION!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Parts 2 3 4 (now with cool new intro!)

No one starts dying until part two. Except for my soul. Which died somewhere around "my parents are up for ANYTHING!"

Caitlin, I'm so glad there was no such thing as YouTube when we were this age. God knows what would've have been created. The funny thing is that these have the same production values as the feature film...

Revelations in Cooking and Hair

I went to the hippie grocery store yesterday in hopes of finding some "healthy" things to satisfy the soul-crushing junk food cravings I have been experiencing of late (namely, English muffin pizzas). It was the most intimidating experiencing of my life. There were approximately 6283726257393 varieties of soy milk and, I kid you not, 2/3 of the store was occupied by various mysterious supplements. I was, however, able to find some English muffins and a lovely squash although chicken was a little harder to come by. There was plenty of tofurkey, though. Needless to say, I will not be going back, even for the 90-calorie English muffins that ended up being quite tasty.

Also, I cut my hair. Bangs, people, bangs. I celebrated getting a C on my first business law exam by going to a random walk-in haircutting place on Green Street and letting some woman have her way with my hair. I haven't gotten over the initial shock, but they do make me feel kind of sassy.

I miss everyone like whoa and I can't wait to see you all this weekend!!! I'm trying to figure out a way to get my half-finished bottle of TGIFriday's orange dream mix home sans refrigerator for consumption by all my favorite people. Woo booze n Bratz!