GAHHH!!!!

Damn, do I hate Fox news!!!!!!!!!!!
See what you're missing, Jessica?

Reasons Why Life Is Going Swell Right Now In No Particular Order:
1. I may be leaving my job at Target (which has hardly counted as a job lately anyway) for a profession in a.) selling furniture, b.) selling office supplies, or c.) selling myself. Basically, with any of the options I'm well on my way to becoming a sitcom dad (or a sympathetic movie whore single parent - necessary clarification for option 'b').
2. Scholarship opportunities! Zing!
3. Being accused of molesting one of the kids at Good Shepherd after he went home and told his dad that "Mr. Justin's beard feels different then yours."
4. Kyle Reinneck getting torn to bits on TVGasm! Thanks for saying what I've always said, recapper - he's fake as fuck. And way to group him with a reference to "2 Girls, 1 Cup."
5. Ron Jeremy giving a debate against sex addicts right here at SIUE on Tuesday! I feel a new Facebook profile picture coming!! I can only hope he uses no scientific evidence to back up his arguments and just exposes himself.
6. The hallways of our apartment building smelling like pot again only one week into the semester!
7. So Long Charlie playing at Martyr's on January 31st at 9PM! CD release! Whoo!!!
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9. Matt Weber bludgeoning me with a pay phone receiver.
And 10.

A real post!

I feel guilty for neglecting our blog, so I figured I should come up with a real post or something. Justin's are always exciting and I feel I must live up to his standards. The first week of school has been pretty good, except that I already accidentally slept through a class (grrrr. damn alarm letting me set it for 9 pm not 9 am). I have the same teacher for both my business law classes, and although he scares the shit out of me, I love the classes already. They make me feel like a real law student. Econ is awesome (duh!). The best thing about econ is that once you get past the 300-level classes, everything is taught by 900 year old tiny adorable old man professors with accents. My current one is German (I think?) and always has a band-aid on his forehead. Who could ask for more??!! Philosophy is boring, unfortunately, and everyone in my class is annoyingly talkative and know-it-all-ish, but it's no awful.

I'm hella jealous of everyone studying abroad this semester, especially those of you going to France. I want to go back tres tres tres tres bad :(
On that note, I dedicate this LOLcat to France as a token of my longing.

So...

...I totally forgot we had a blog. Yo!