Be thankful I didn't do this on facebook

I'm not usually one to jump on the "ooh do this whatever thing it's so fun hee hee" bandwagon but this was pretty damn entertaining:

Go to Google and type your name and the word ‘needs’, in quotes — as in “Andrew needs” - notice the first 10 intelligible sentences that come up.

1. Right now, Caitlin needs to be in a hospital

2. I can't believe the doctor thinks Caitlin needs a diet!? (I may have loled at this one...)

3. CAITLIN needs boyzz!!

4. Caitlin needs a drink of water

5. Caitlin needs a permanent family to love and care for her, and her grandparents are ready to adopt her.

6. Caitlin needs a sweet & playful gf (Oh really? Hmm... I don't think I've gotten that desperate yet...)

7. Caitlin needs the girls' help to rescue her beloved Ice Bear from the human world

8. Indeed, Caitlin needs to spend a large amount of time each day on the internet in order to work on a much less exciting but essential aspect of the project: fundraising

9. Caitlin needs to be vigilant about planning her market garden, keeping track of production details, and maintaining a record of sales and expenses.

10. Caitlin needs the feeding tube for nutrition and is still prone to infections, because her immune system is suppressed by transplant (ewwwww!)

I expect to see yours soon, people.

Scooters, Vacation, Fall Part II

I have an econ final in ONE HOUR, people! Updating Justino and moi's blog is obv more important than reviewing. I think that if Zeppelinnnnn(spanish n)nnnnnnnn were more like Gossip Girl, it would be a lot more exciting.

OMG, guess who I saw walking in the snow today to Papa Del's to order frozen pizzas for some guy at her parents' church?!
(in case you were wondering, it was me. SCANDAL!)

Also, I would like to apologize for the many typos that are sure to exist in this post, as I am writing it on one of the Macs at the library and the keyboard is like typing on marshmallows. Damn though, it's nice looking.

Finally, a picture. Keep in mind that this took me forever to make because, once again, I am apparently Mac handicapped. Where the hell is paint on this godforsaken machine?!

Correction: I feel super awkward drawing a picture of fried chicken on the computer at the library with lots of people around, so I'll wait until I get home for that.

Correction 2: Picture

Scooters, Vacation, Fall

I have a tissue stuck in my nose right now. I think I'm getting sick. I am jealous and not pleased that everyone else is done with school except moi! I was goig to draw a picture but I think I'm too lazy.

:)

Been along time since I've updated, so here's something to smile about:

Good News and Racist News

QUOTE OF THE DAY
COWORKER: So how long have you lived in Harvard?
ME: Only about a month.
COWORKER: Well, there are a whole lot of Mexicans here.
ME: Wow.
COWORKER: I'm not being racist. I just thought you should know.

So I got a real job. But it is so humiliating that I refuse to tell any of you what it is. Just know that I have absolutely no standards anymore. On the plus side, Martin is paying me in comics. Look at the awesome MySpace I designed him!

Anyway, I am very excited about my job even though it blows because:

a.) I got to sit all day and watch ridiculous harassment videos that apparently don't work because of the aforementioned racism. My favorite part of the harassment videos was a tie between these two exchanges:
-EMPLOYEE #1: Hey, where's Jose?
-EMPLOYEE #2: He's probably taking another of his siestas.

and

-EMPLOYEE #1: Do you want to play a game of basketball at lunch?
-EMPLOYEE #2: Sure. Let's ask that new black employee from the warehouse.

AWESOME.

b.) I will be getting actual moneys which means no more debt and getting to visit home + Karel!!! My cousin Nikki also just moved up to Chicago and I'm going to go see her this weekend, but there's two problems in that she wants to go to the Pride Parade, which horrifying, and also she's distressed because the only friends she made since she's moved up were recently robbed at gunpoint. So I can't wait to visit her neighborhood!

So all in all, I think this best describes my current mood:

Oh, fat kid playing drums. How often you've brought joy back into my life.

Ok, ok, so I have a huge naughty for neglecting the blogalogga, but whatevs, you don't own me. I got to meet the state's attorney at work today, which was cool, but then I had to go back to filing traffic tickets and planning my suicide. Word of warning: wear your fricking seat belt in Glen Carbon, because I spent 3 hours today filing like 300 seatbelt tickets. Other than that, I'm hungry and I had fun seeing everyone at Adria's birthday the other night! Justin, I miss you, bring that sexy boy toy of yours and come visit us.

Dedicated to Sydney

So Dustin's mom, Sheryl came up to my mom at work the other day said she found this picture of me in her things and wanted my mom to have it. She handed her this:



Sheryl didn't explain the condition of the photo and went on as if everything was normal, so it was up to my mom to ask exactly why the picture was unceremoniously chopped in half. You see, Sheryl had cut Dustin out of the picture in order to save myself and Sydney the pain of seeing him again. Seriously. One year and one empty marriage later and they're still being overly dramatic about everything. But Dustin is so over Sydney. SO over her. Definitely not a psychotic stalker. Not ever.

Thought you'd get a kick out of that, Syd. I sure did. While keeping us from having to look at him may be over the top, at least she helped us be able to focus on the hotness that is the Justin/Sydney Prom couple. I love you!

Oh, also:



JULY 18TH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!